source: http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/10/14/new
A New York judge denied a request Wednesday for a temporary restraining order barring the state from mandating flu vaccines for health care workers but left open that possibility pending another hearing on the matter next week.
Getten ze swine flugen schyten shnell! shnell!
Javole Mein Führer
Sure, sure, my pigden German is offensive (sue me, I learned it from Hogan's Heroes) but while I've got your attention, lemme ask you... have you evaluated my crime against that of our benevolent masters?
With all due seriousness, if we keep preventing these pandemics, how will we ever evolve? Mutation alone won't do it. For evolution, you need natural stressors to test the entire population leaving those best suited toward survival. Right? We do want to evolve don't we?
Nah. Me neither. Let someone else evolve. I'll take my amused obsolescence quietly off the stage in my time and bequeath naught but a finger to your mediocre children and your mediocre children's bubble children.
But you? You should at least be questioning the feasibility (let alone the desirability) of disinfecting this whole gloriously septic planet. What you look down upon as rot and filth and pestilence outnumbers you to such an extent that you are a mathematical anomally to be rounded away.
Ok, ok... so just because you don't want to die and don't want everybody's kids to die doesn't make you a bad or thoughtless person. But, then you insist that your healthcare workers not be plague bearers? You may have a point, but cogitate this real careful...
If I really don't want a flu shot and you make me get a flu shot, realize that you've just done the healthcare equivalent of calling the voice in the drive-thru speaker a toe-sucking, pig-snorkeling varmint that will never amount to anything.
Then, keep in mind, this image
There's no judge where this sign hangs, only the conscience and honor of the person you've just ground under your heel.
Get it?
